I resolve to always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.
My New Year's Resolutions (but feel free to make them your own):
- Spend my afternoons getting caught up on current events, like what's been going on with Hope and Bo on Days of Our Lives.
- Start using deodorant.
- Do my part to save the planet. I will conserve water by not doing laundry and only bathing once a month. This will not be a problem since I will start using deodorant.
- Have a healthy and realistic body image. I will do this by canceling my gym membership and gaining 5 pounds.
- Spend a minimum of four hours a day on a worthwhile hobby, like blogging and facebook.
- Spend more, earn less.
- Learn a new talent. I think I would be good at spitting tobacco chew.
- Let go of the past and stick to worrying about the future.
- Balance my checkbook (on my nose).
- Become more OCD. Like by making sure that I have 10 resolutions and didn't stop at 9.
Happy New Year! I hope 2009 is a great one, especially for me.
9 comments:
ha ha! I wish you all the luck in the world!
You crack me up. I want to know how many people went back and counted how many goals you listed to make sure you were at 10. I did.
With goals like that, I don't see how 2009 can go wrong.
You can't say that you don't have goals!
Shoot for the sky sister! (I went back and counted:))
I hope you at least get the hang of the deodorant one before you come back next year.
Alright Jamie,
I'm a blog-hacker, so I'm adding you to my list! Those are some awesome resolutions! I second the good luck wishes! I also may have to copy a few of those for my own goals! We miss you here!
That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
I think Deodorant lasts longer than a month... esp if you are not constantly showering to wash it off.
so funny!!
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