Where is my brain?

I don't know what's happened to my brain lately (and by lately I mean the last 10 years of my life), but I always feel like I'm barely keeping up with everything. Here are a few random incidents that have made me feel less-than-on-top-of-things lately:

Last night was our Young Women New Beginnings night. I was in charge of typing up the program, and the night before last I had a HORRIBLE dream in which I showed up at the church and totally forgot about the programs. Trust me, it was a nightmare. I'm glad I can count on my subconscious to help me out every now and again.

Last Friday I drove to the other side of town to drop the kids off at karate, ran into King Soopers (that's Smiths for you Utahns) and grabbed a chicken meal for dinner. I got up to the register, dug into my huge purse, and realized that I had taken out my wallet earlier that day and left it sitting right here by my computer. I was in a hurry to make an online purchase and forgot to put it back. Anway, I was already at the register and I happen to have a checkbook in my purse, so I asked the guy if he would take it without I.D. It turned into an embarrasing scene with the manager being called up. After I told the manager that I would not drive all the way back to get my wallet, he finally took my check, but not before making me feel like a terrorist at an airport.

I tried to make an appointment for Caleb with his pediatrician today, and I told them that he has not been in before and is a new patient. Apparently I made an appointment for him last August and was a no-show, and their computer started screaming at them to not let us in their office. I vaguely remember that I decided to take Caleb to a dermatologist instead of the ped office, but I swear I remember canceling? hmmmm. Maybe. The appointment scheduler told me that she would have to speak with the office manager and call me back. At that point, I wished I could have told her we would find another office to go to, but I have taken Emi to this doctor, everybody I know goes to him, and I really like him! The office manager did call back and they are going to give us another chance. How generous of them.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who regularly has moments like this. I tell myself that I just have too much to think about, but that is probably just an excuse and I'm really going senile. We are already blacklisted at American Furniture Warehouse, I'm afraid if we keep this up we will be ran out of town!